Minion Trade Study

I decided if I had power, I'd need minions. According to   minions are "servile follower or subordinate of person in power". Oh, but what kind of minions? Cute minions like in Despicable Me or something more vicious?

I ended up deciding on animal minions, but which animal? I needed to do a trade study. 


As you can see Raptors won. I can see it now, me and a flock of Raptors at the office. No one would dare write a GOTO.